Last week I sent an email to the international contact I have at ESALQ telling them I arrived and asking for information. I wanted to know when I would schedule my classes and when orientation would be. This of course was something I assumed the school would send me automatically. No no silly Katie...no no. I was sent back half of a response that told me I would schedule my classes at orientation. But what about the rest of my email? When is orientation!? I waited for a follow up email. None came. This was not the first time they gave me an incomplete response.
After a few days I began to panic. I figured I had to have this information somewhere...and yes, graças a Deus, I did. In one of the very early emails sent to me at the beginning of the year I received an attachment with information about ESALQ housing, cost of living, dining..etc and sure enough there was a small note that said that orientation would be on the 25th and the 26th. Yeah, this happened yesterday, the 25th. So I sent another quick email asking for place and time and received an unlikely timely response... (I sound so bitter). Within the hour I went to the right place and filled out some documents. In this meeting my student coordinator told me I had to register with the police before I could schedule my classes. This meant I had to get a proper photo taken, go to the bank to pay my registration fees (people pay their bills at the bank) and get three documents notarized all before tomorrow. She also told me I had to arrive at the police station at 7:30 am because the police only accept a certain number of appointments per day (this is madness).
After accomplishing half of these tasks I arrived home. Li assured me that we didn't have to arrive at the police station at 7:30 a.m. and on the instructions for international registration that ESALQ gave me it was written the the attending hours at the station were from 8 a.m. to 11 a.m. So I relaxed and we planned to arrive before 11 a.m the following morning. The next day after getting things notarized we arrived at the police station at 10:10 a.m. The place was empty, no one to attend except us. Li took charge and asked where I needed to go to register. The attending police officer said I was too late and we would have to come back on Monday at 7:30 a.m. I got nervous, but Li got an adrenaline rush. Ha! Li pointed out to the officer the instructions I received about registering between 8 and 11 a.m. and demanded respectfully, yet aggressively, to talk to the lawyer present at the station. Deportation crossed my mind.
After a phone call we were begrudgingly directed upstairs to the lawyer's office. Li distantly knew the man, or knew of him. She explained the circumstances and embellished a bit saying that if I didn't register that day then I would lose my scholarship, which isn't entirely true or false...maybe I could have scheduled my classes on Monday, but who knows? I told Li that I doubted I would loose my scholarship because of the delay. She smiled and shushed me and said "Brasil funciona assim". Eventually we were directed to a waiting room where we did just that and then I was given permission to register. :)
There are two main points in this story.
1. Brazil is like that strange unorganized store I encountered in 2009 and in order to stay on top of things one must not expect anything different.
2. Li is awesome. Truly.
Thought this was a funny name for a business.
The main building on my campus.
In front of the Piracicaban "oval". "O-H....."